Welcome to NO, Caught Going Down, Wet & Wild in NO,

Noteworthy From the 01-28/29 Shows

Welcome to New Orleans 

To the left of set is 50 yd football field, outdoor golf
simulator & screen for fans to watch show

If you are near the set...come by. 8am-11am New Orleans time. Port Of New Orleans...big set at end of Convention Center Drive. Just watch out for the big dude in the suit and tie guarding the set. 

To the left DP's set, then outdoor guest greenroom/coffee time set, center is 1/2 court basketball, thenan outdoor guest green room for Artie Lange's set 

that is on the far right.  DP Show RV is behind his set.

I Need Sven
You know it’s going to be a bad day for Fritzy on mock headlines, or in this case pick up lines, when he continues to try again and again for approval of lines that Paulie and Dan have already told him no. Or is it that he didn’t have confidence in the lines that remained? All in all there was no need for the plea to have the lines reinstated or him asking for Sven’s help. Although the lines were not golden, they definitely ranked silver with touches of playfulness that fell right to Fritzy’s pervy side.



Caught Going Down

Beadle tough enough to
handle Fritzy and not complain.

New Orleans is Fritzy’s kind of town and removing the barriers of the home front are showing. The mock headlines were more racy and his eyes have already gotten him into trouble. At a Directv meet and greet party, Fritzy’s elevator eyes and a complement of that same female’s necklace created an adverse response. The woman, who is a former Laker girl ‘86-’87 team photo bottom left so we hear, covered herself up in record time when the comment was made and then complained to others: "What was that?" Maybe had Fritzy looked at her eyes sometime during the exchange the compliment on the necklace would have been just that, a nice complement and not something creepy. Can’t believe that Fritzy questioned if eye contact was necessary. Dan had stepped in and given apologies to try to smooth things over. Seton was disappointed he missed the scene. Fritzy said he wanted to take advantage of being in the devil’s playground while he was in New Orleans. His wife must be a saint to put up with all that is Fritzy, who also said, when you’re on the road you get excited. Probably a really good thing he’s not a traveling salesman. At least all Seton has done so far was break curfew tipping cups and glasses of adult liquids. Paulie did try to encourage Seton to walk back to the hotel with him but of course Seton had two in hand and said he was good. Fritzy, something else: Stop with the crossed arms peck and bicep flexing. That impresses NO ONE. The smile and laugh that Michelle Beadle, from NBC Sports The Crossover, gave you was fake, fake, fake. She has a good fake laugh just like Seton and most likely any other female that smiles and laughs when you do that has a good fake laugh as well. Stop it. Just stop it.


Wet & Wild in New Orleans 

Inspiration for The Box Score Show open

The fountain on the Directv set had to be used. It had to have five grown men splashing and dancing in it recreating the Friends opener. If Friends was more current, maybe the piece would have looked more masculine. No, it wouldn’t. Five men in a fountain in New Orleans splashing and dancing without a female in sight is not masculine at all. McLovin said he was Ross, Fritzy chose Joey, Paulie was Rachel, Seton wavered between Phoebe and Chandler. That would make Casey, Monica. It was a very well reenacted piece by the Danettes and Casey and very well produced. Actually it was probably one of the best in overall quality. Just one question: Did Seton and McLovin really have to do the hand grab and wave though? Also, why didn’t McLovin think to bring a full change of clothes so he wasn’t in wet pants during the half time cut in to the New Orleans man cave where the Danettes were supposed to look genuinely busy in the camera shot. Wonder if Sam Flood, a well-known NBC Sports director, will repeat that background shot again next year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8p-b1YReaI&feature=youtu.be

　

　

　

More important than the damn Emmy, I like it stuffed in the can, Bonus videos

More Important Than the Damn Emmy 
Dan must have caught the green eyed monster bug and gotten it from McLovin on Monday. You could hear it in Dan’s voice before, during and after the interview and into the next segment after break regarding Jack Taylor, shooting guard, for Grinnell College. For that kid to do something that Dan was never given the opportunity to do – a green light, to shoot as often as he got the ball, to get national recognition, to receive no assists, to score 110 more points than he had scored before in any college game, it was all too much for Dan to handle. His true frustration was with the coaches – let the other Grinnell kids play and for Faith Baptist – execute some defense! Danny Jaw Face was out and all over the place. Seton even told Dan he was better than that. For a forever frustrated baller, the numbers and recognition this kid received were more important than "the damn Emmy" Dan had on his desk. The audio replay of the game call from the college student announcer was just. plain. funny. I wonder who that student was aspiring to be. Being a low funded program, getting a souvenir for the man cave is going to be slim. Looks like Dan is going to have to settle for autographed, game worn socks. Woof!

This person in white brought out the
green monster in Dan 

I Like It Stuffed in the can? 
How do you like your cranberry sauce? Gelled or traditional? Dan likes his in the can – ba da boom. An audience member offered a more Fritzy-esk poll question: Stuffing – wife, mother, mother-on-law? Two of those three are just sick.

Yummy or Yucky?

Dan Patrick Show bonus videos:
Thanksgiving Coffee Break with McLovin and Seton Pays Up on His Bet. Both are guaranteed to at least make you smile.

www.danpatrick.com

It’s a Beer and Wings Kind of DayGet the wings on the plate, sauce on the side and a cold one ready in a frosty mug. Here come Dan and the boys!

Paulie - annoyed with the disruption
Dan - focused on what's on TV
Fritzy - food focused
Seton - the photographer (Thank You!)

You called me what?!? You did what?!?

The audio open this morning brought back fond memories of yesterday reliving the second life of the Eddie Curry jersey. Long may the jersey wave over the skin of all those that wore it. Thank you engineers and editors for the great remix. 

You could only hope to look this good in this jersey

He’s had enough and he’s letting everyone know.  Jay Glazer is fed up with ESPN not giving him credit when credit is due for breaking stories. As Dan has educated us, if they don’t outright steal the credit when they don’t break the story, they avoid the story as longs as they can or they’ll just call you "a source". Check out what Jay has to say about that: Jay Glazer ‏@JayGlazer
Hey @Sportscenter just to clear up confusion, my last name is not spelled S-O-U-R-C-E. Unless my mom got it wrong all these years. Jay Glazer ‏@JayGlazer
Crazy how so many of us in the biz seem to have the same last name. i must have a ton of siblings mom never told me ... http://tmi.me/zb5SW   Keep up the good fight Jay! P.S. Love me some Subway J

He may be smiling now, but don't call him  S-O-U-R-C-E

Who’s at the top of the heap?
DP! www.athlonsports.com rated The Dan Patrick Show the #1 sports related radio show to listen to of their top 15. Was there ever any doubt? Of course not. There is only one. Everyone else falls by the wayside.

No one beats the man at the top of his game

Collin Klein shared how he feels about putting his personal beliefs out there in similar fashion as Tim Tebow, LoLo Jones and others. It makes me wonder, I’m sure there have been athletes throughout time that have held strong to their religion and beliefs but only a couple over previous decades in sports that have come forward until we were into the 2000 mark or so. Is there a new comfort in revealing your personal morals and standards if you are a devout in your religion and personal beliefs if you are a celebrity because we are more accepting of people’s differences? If that’s the case, why were we not more accepting before? Is it their drive to bear witness? I’m just glad we can all get along on most things, most of the time.

Collin Klein - not afraid to answer questions about his beliefs

McLovin loves his family after all! Today we learned that McLovin finally did a will with Legal Zoom to protect the interests of his family. Dan has been after him for years to get this done. What finally made him do it? Not a push, but a shove from his wife. Good going Sara!

Have you gotten your Legal Zoom will?

Has it gotten cold daily where you live? It has here. Think about those who have lost their homes that helped keep them warm both inside and out. Show them some love.

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Moose Johnston tears at a family, a jersey's tail, KISS fantasy

That cute little kitty, Tiger Seton, was in the video open this morning getting his fur on.  Such a fun, cuddly kitty.

Kitties need coffee too!

More fashion this morning on The Dan Patrick Show.  Seton put on the latest addition to the man cave during the pre--show run down.  The two-time game worn, 5XL, Dallas Mavrick jersey of 6’5” Eddie Curry.  Needless to say it was a pretty blue dress over jeans with the sleeves of his blue sweater sticking out of the arm holes.  The boy had game for a minute nailing his first basket of the day.  The jersey plays a big role for the entire show.

Seton spinning in the jersey

Roll the tape! Danny’s going jaw face! Do you accuse the most recent Marconi winner of pronouncing a well-known former NFL player and Fox analyst’s name wrong?  Fritzy did.  Fritzy claimed Dan had said Moose Johnson not Moose Johnston. Seton, becoming uncomfortable in the increasingly tense conversation during the look in, tried to insert a little levity, “It’s not like he called him Bear Johnston instead of Moose Johnston.”

You wouldn't call him bear but would you call him horny?

Danny’s jaw face continued after the Pat Forde interview with a jab at Fritzy and then as Fritzy was going into the box. “Good for you, good for you Fritzy.”  Sure Dan may have known Moose since he was at Syracuse but I thought he said Johnson myself.  The Cheap Seats thought so too. It wasn’t like Fritzy interrupted the interview by going on hot mic either on air or in Dan’s ear.  He sent an email.  Maybe an IM would have been better?  Should he have gone through Paulie like McLovin did with a comment about the interview?  With bruised ego and anger still brewing, Dan put his Marconi on the floor behind the bar to poke at Fritzy’s sensitivity.  The Danettes are siding with Dan out of fear of Danny Jaw Face, no support for Fritzy.  Dan and Fritzy have known each other for over 10 years so Dan knows what he’s doing to Fritzy’s mental state.  Dad/Dan is not happy.

DP turning the cold shoulder to Fritzy's argument

A Bet is Born: 
If Fritzy is right, Dan apologizes.  If Dan is right, Fritzy wears the Eddie Curry jersey sans pants the rest of the show.  Paulie was the only one to stand up for Fritzy.  I think Seton and McLovin just wanted to see the punishment, which does make for better TV.  Paulie must not be feeling well today.  As the top producer he is, he knows that good TV and radio always rule.  Fritzy will put on the jersey and the pre-wear puns start flying.  Keep in mind Fritzy goes commando.  After stalling, saying he was embarrassed, Fritzy finally came out, walking and standing hunched over as to not have the jersey cling to any bits or pieces.  The lone white socks were a nice touch.  Better not work on COTW or check out other pics on the web today!

I've got my stuff in my hand and it's pulling up my jersey

As I suspected, there would be issues with Fritzy sitting next to McLovin in his state of undress, and McLovin expressed those as he was going into the box and inside the box. Did McLovin see or touch something he shouldn’t have?  McLovin isn’t getting enough attention today.  Next thing you know, we come back from break and Fritzy’s back in his street clothes fingering away at his keyboard.  Now Dan is supposed to wear the jersey during the last half-hour of the show as part of his apology for berating Fritzy when Fritzy was actually correct.  Dan did say Johnson during the interview, once.   Dan does remember that Fritzy had absolutely nothing on underneath that jersey and it did touch all body parts right?  Well, Dan cut the last half-hour down to last segment.  “I can’t wear it during the Jerry West interview.  Dan works on backing out more thanks to Seton’s help.  He agreed with Dan even though he knew Fritzy was right and he messed up the audio enhancements during Paulie’s “Know Your Back Up QB” segment.  Now Seton is supposed to wear the jersey without pants for the last segment, after Jerry West.  We need to be a classy show while Dan’s idol is being interviewed.

'"I can't see my feet!"

West interview over, Dan pays up his debt. Here comes Dan, in the jersey with white t-shirt, white socks, black tennys and obviously wearing underwear. Sorry ladies.  He’s out there hitting jumpers, no misses.  Could it be the new found freedom under the jersey that Fritzy spoke of sparking his game?  McLovin did get busted looking at DP’s backside.  Sometimes I scratch my head about that boy.

A few jersey jumpers

Boy does this jersey make its rounds: Curry, Seton, Fritzy, Dan and back to Seton again.  If this jersey were a girl, she’d be called slutty.  In condom terms, Seton first time was as if the whole box was being worn, Fritzy couldn’t get the package open and went bare back, Dan - just one condom will do, Seton’s second time was like wearing a maxum when a regular would do. Watching Seton slip off his pants on camera so discretely struck me funny. It was a little feminine.

Did Eddie Curry know his jersey would be assaulted today?

Dan has a problem with McLovin eating.  Ok, it’s not so much that he doesn’t like McLovin to eat.  It’s when McLovin skips out and gets an egg and cheese sandwich without asking if anyone else wanted something as well.   If McLovin had brought it in with him first thing in the morning, would that had been ok?  Paulie brings in and eats his Chobani pineapple yogurt, Seton brings in sandwiches, all without sharing or incident.  So reasoning would say if McLovin had brought in his breakfast sandwich from the get, he’d be ok.  If there was craft services, would this be a mute point or do we go back to picking on how loud McLovin eats?  No hair, no make up, now no more breakfast. 

If McLovin ate this, would it be too noisy?

I just caught the “Make Up” commercial during the Box Score break. Priceless. Must see TV. Funniest one to date!

The first step in Seton's KISS fantasy

Just another great day in the man cave for the highlight reels.  It’s not your typical sports show, it’s an adult family. 

So, what did you learn today?  I learned The Dan Patrick Show and The Box Score haven’t lost their touch as I laughed throughout 3 ½ hours of original programming. In your face Mothership!

Who should be king of the pop-a-shot, time to update Frank's look

Here’s something I’m sure will be heard all across America next Thursday: “Will you listen to me for a change?” No need for turkey and stuffing today.  Dan was trying to get Seton to listen to his advice on how to score big on the pop-a-shot as Dan can’t have Fritzy be the best at something.  Heaven forbid.  The confidence boost to Fritzy’s ego would ruin his booker game.

Should Dan let Fritzy be the king of the pop a shot?

Speaking of Fritzy:  Now that The Dan Patrick Show is part of the NBC family, could someone please spend a few bucks and get Fritzy a new outfit for his Monday Night Football song parodies?  Maybe Amy, who helped Dan with his Jimmy Fallon look, could help Fritzy with his Frank Williams Jr. persona.  I know we’re already half way into the season, but please show the brother a little love. 

Well worn but it's time to update "Frank"'s style

Keep the love coming!  The victims of Sandy appreciate and need all they can get.
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Busta kitty, wag a finger, thank a veteran

Exciting new addition to the man cave! Fergie came through and sent her plated bust form that was made to fit her form and used to produce her outfit she wore during her Super Bowl appearance. A message was hand written on the bust as well. 

So smooth and shiny. Fritzy said he wouldn't touch it 
with his hands. Creepy thoughts setting in.

Family First:
Your wife is pregnant and due while the season is underway. Your team is doing fairly well in the standings. You’re considered one of the leaders on your NFL team. If your wife goes into labor on game day, do you miss the birth? This is what’s facing both Charles Tillman of the Bears and Ben Rottesberger of the Steelers. Although in most cases births go smoothly, nothing is 100% and Tillman knows that from the complications that occurred with the birth of his first child. Besides, there’s no push present large enough to erase the anger of your wife if you intentionally miss the birth. I just hope Tillman has the same support of his football family that Ben has been given.

If your father worked for you, would you be able to fire him? That’s a question that may cross Lane Kiffin’s path. His father Monte runs the USC defense. The defense that has given up yardage like it was the land rush. Add to this the Nerf footballs the student equipment manager has been putting out there, it’s enough to cause some sleepless nights. Of the on air personnel, only McLovin and Seton still have fathers so Dan wasn’t going to go around the room, as he usually does, to see how everyone would vote. Maybe we could have worded that poll question differently.

A man in termoil, Lane Kiffin

Seton paid up a portion of his bet debt and wore the tiger costume with tiger face paint. He was such a funny little kitty playing with the basketball, drinking coffee and sliding the control board knobs. Such a cute kitty.

Here kitty, kitty!  Have a little Devil's Cut and you'll feel better.

Are these parents for real? There was a review of several college hoops player names than you would swear were made up and part of one of Fritzy’s mock pieces. Everyone’s favorite, including mine, was Peter Jurkin. Really mom and dad, you didn’t think that one through did you. To see more of these well thought out names check out http://rushedthecourt.wordpress.com/2012/11/01/top-50-names-in-di-college-basketball  Speaking of names, Tampa Bay Buccaneer's Doug Martin isn’t crazy about his nickname, Muscle Hamster, and wants another one. Isn’t a nickname something that’s given to you and not something you get to decide? The Tampa Tribune gave it a shot with Pocket Rocket and Skid Mark. They were joking, right? They know what those things are, don’t they? Fritzy did have about a dozen great options. Should the opportunity arise, Dan may use his favorite on FNIA – Little Buckaroo.

What a furry little belly you have!

The passion bucket got two more dollars today. One from Dan and the other from…repeat offender McLovin. This sloppiness just contributed to Dan’s mood. I’m sure this week Dan wanted to have a good showing, after all this is the first week the show was being broadcast on NBCSN. During one of the look ins Dan had had enough. There had been too much goofing off and mailing it in. Every day is the Super Bowl on the show isn’t it? After returning to his side of the studio he must have felt he came down too hard on the guys. He came back and started to say there’s a reason he likes to come to their side of the room but Seton had to turn him away and send him back to where he came as they were coming back from commercial.

I think someone copied
DP's hair style

Dan did it again! He guessed Fritzy’s cougar of the week in only two clues. Fritzy did not take it well and had a hard time focusing on the box appearance in his blue funk. Who was the COTW? Julianne Moore.

COTW Julianne Moore

Is your favorite magazine the same as one of the Danettes? Paulie – GQ, McLovin – Sports Illustrated, Fritzy – Playboy, Seton – Tiger Beat Baahaha!!! No surprises here!

Mark McGwire, hitting coach for the St. Louis Cardinals, spoke openly about the mistakes of the past, learning from them and teaching his boys life lessons from his actions. Nothing worthwhile is easy. You always have to work for something and that there are second chances in life. Mark’s second chance has given him the opportunity to be home to raise his sons as well as do something he loves and enjoys as a new career – teaching others the art of hitting the ball.

Happy with his second chance opportunity

Veterans Day is this Sunday, November 11^th. Thank a Vet for their service in helping keep our country truly the land of the free and the home of the brave.

The need for donations for the victims of Sandy has not ended. 

American Red Cross:

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Text: To donate $10 text REDCROSS to 90999


Phone: 1-800-RED-CROSS (1-800-733-2767)


Mail: American Red Cross, PO Box 4002018, Des Moines, IA 50340-2018
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Pizza, Papa and Pot plus little Marconis

Are Peyton Manning and Papa John the driving force in getting the marijuana law passed in California and other states? What is really behind the two million free pizzas give away? Peyton Manning - better businessman becoming a franchise owner or a better quarterback? Are Peyton’s best pizza customers NFL lineman? Just thoughts to ponder.

PPJ pizza - loved by NFL linemen and those with the munchies

Stan VanGundy spoke openly about leaving Orlando, the original plan to join ESPN in studio and having his brother, Dan, at the games until ESPN decided to "go in another direction". Was David Stern involved in Stan’s ESPN demise? Welcome to NBCSN, Stan! Home of the non-mother-shippers.

Job blocker

Do you think?
Dear Chris Matthews: A natural disaster is never a good thing, ever. There’s no good place, no good time, ever. Even prior to an election. Even children know that.
 

Chris, listen to the wisdom of others for a change please

Poll question problems:
We began with: Would you rather be the POTUS or NFL Commissioner? Dan quickly tired of that and the new question became: Did your election network coverage depend on the appearance of the commentators? For Paulie and Fritzy it was a deciding factor. Then the question changed again to: If you had an extremely hot spouse and they were strongly opposing your political views, would that make a difference? Paulie and McLovin knew right away in the dating process of their wives to be political preferences and views. Fritzy said it wouldn’t matter if their views were different and Seton would never had married his wife or anyone else, no matter how hot they were if their political views were different than his. At least none of these will be stolen by other shows. Can’t we all just get along?

Time to put down our signs and come together again

How tough is it being an NFL head coach? According to Jimmy Johnson if you let it consume you, as it did him, it can cost you a marriage, family and friendships. He felt fortunate that he was able to repair the family and friendship ties.

If he asked, would you be his friend?

Big surprise day!
The Danettes took their best shots at guessing the surprise before the show. Three of the Danettes were initially declared close and then it was revealed that one did get it right. Paulie inquired if it was a physical or event surprise. Of course Dan’s response was that it was a physical event surprise. Seton was feeling good with his guess he submitted and in the end he went two for two. Big MVD points this month to date. So what was the surprise? Baby macaroni! No, that’s not right. Baby Marconis! Congratulations Danettes on your awards! Best supporting cast to a Marconi winner. May your fingers not cramp as you’re telling people you are a Marconi winner.

Whoop Whoop! A Marconi for everyone!
Thanks Dad/Dan!

 

Beauty secrets of the Danettes and a new sex drug

Just when you got over how hard it was to listen to the sports related Halloween names were, Fritzy brings out sports related presidential names. A mind-numbing list of sports names that have the last name of a president. Thankfully this list only comes out once a year and not annually. I don’t blame the other Danettes for hiding their heads, putting on the headphones to drown him out, or as Dan did, leave the room and just close your eyes until the massacre is over. Hope y’all got out and cast your vote.  Then don't do what I did, watched MM followed by Hannah Storm.

Poll question of the day:
Would you rather be the President or Vice President? VP does seem like a pretty sweet gig. Almost all the same perks without the responsibility. Kind of like the four Danettes don’t you agree?

Today the Danettes took a stab at guessing the "bombshell" question. If correct DP wouldn’t say who. One person did get it right. DP the master of mind games, as Seton said. As an example Dan played with Seton’s confidence walking into the box. Seton’s statement of Dan bringing the best of the best with him when he left the Mothership Dan knocked down. Yes Fritzy is the best of the best at what he does, Dan didn’t know Seton’s name, Paulie was doing Tony Stewart’s show on the Sirius NASCAR station and McLovin just showed up and wouldn’t leave. Confidence balloon popped. So the question not so rocking was who has updated their looks in the last two years in hair and make up for television. In August McLovin consulted his wife and stylist and touched up his hair. The stylist claimed it wouldn’t be noticed. Everyone noticed. When DP did it at the Mothership everyone noticed and it was a horrible experience for him. Paulie stood his ground and said he never did although his hair has looked lighter. Could that have been from the summer sun? Paulie’s wife stated he has never dyed his hair in their home. Paulie’s barber confirms that he has only cut the hair and what he did after leaving he did not know. Seton continues to think Paulie is lying. What about make up – other than Danette make up day and tiger face day. Fritzy considered "a little rouge and eye liner" but didn’t go through with it. That could be a bit drag queen if Fritzy applied it on that round face. The I Team, headed by Paulie, is investigating the I Team. Hairgate. 
 

On a side note:
Rick in MA questioned if maybe some artificial tanning was involved in making Paulie’s hair look darker. I can see it now. Paulie’s in the spray tan booth with swimmer goggles and the disposable shorts getting the spray applied channeling his inner Channing Tatum.

Is Paulie aspiring to look like one of these guys?

Seton’s official day for his Tiger bet pay off is Friday. Whitey Herzog hair cut, tiger make up and costume. What happened to singing Eye of the Tiger?

Whitey Herzog and his hair

Chris Berman got hammered on Twitter last night after his interview with the presidential candidates. What would DP do? Keep it light, keep it about sports. Don’t ask what everyone else is asking. Ask what the every man would want to know. Do you remember when DP was at ESPN and did the phone interview with Clinton and accidentally hung up on him? I wonder if the Clinton autographed picture of Clinton on the phone with Dan is hanging in the mancave?

 

No tequila face and jazz hands during the presidential
interviews Monday night

Just your everyday football family: How long does it take to hit the ground when your kid sends you airborne? According to Howie Long from NFL on Fox, when his St. Louis Rams defensive end son Chris sent him flying it seemed like an eternity.

 

Nothing like a father and son bonding

Bob Costas today spoke of his interview with Jerry Jones and other sports related stuff but more interestingly the art of the interview. Something that he does very well. I decided it’s not what he says or how it says it. It’s how his voice is like butter. Then Dan stepped in and did a topper of an interview question for Jay Cutler. DP wins once again. Costas admits defeat. This was only to be topped by Costas winning a Sports Emmy for his interview with Jerry Sandusky.

 

Costas with one of his 232 Emmys

What does DP dream about? SI swimsuit models? Jennifer Anniston? The chick from Entourage he’s so crazy about that I can’t pronounce her name? Nope. It’s par 3, 7 at Pebble Beach and not pervy dreams like Fritzy. Here’s another thing. Fritzy doesn’t drink, yet his conversations at lunch and the way he talks are as if he does. He gets a little loose after knockin’ back a few wings and the lips start to flappin’. Wings, the new drug. This can only be second to Fritzy’s Chinese food, Mountain Dew and Cinemax combo.

Chicken wings, the new sex drug

Sven in CA once again outdid Fritzy phoning in three killer mock headlines.

Wild Bill, one of the Directv cameramen, who’s a hoot to watch, is solid as a rock. No matter how many times Dan tossed a ball at his junk he didn’t flinch. Maybe he really is solid as a rock, down there.

DTV's Wild Bill's doppleganger, Hickok

Beer sampling after the show again today. This is the third rendition. Time to narrow down the final taste. This is the beer that will debut at the Super Bowl. The official name of the beer isn’t on the bottle yet and won’t be revealed until much later. Honey I’m working late again today!

To go with the beer today was the smell of the bread baking downstairs at Subway wafting up into Dan’s side of the studio.

Did you know: Dan’s mom once called the show concerned because her son had missed three shots in a row shooting hoops during a look in.

The man doesn't miss in his own house

Bonus feature:

Saw a new coffee break with McLovin today featuring Nick from the back. In the feature McLovin introduced Nick as the person responsible for the condition of the coffee maker and supplies. Well of course nothing was to McLovin’s liking so as punishment he poured what looked like cold coffee with cream over Nick’s head saying "Do better, no sorries." Now Nick may be shorter than McLovin but the dude is tight. I can only speculate that Dan gave him a bonus so he wouldn’t punch McLovin.

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