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Showing posts with label fashion. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Moose Johnston tears at a family, a jersey's tail, KISS fantasy



That cute little kitty, Tiger Seton, was in the video open this morning getting his fur on.  Such a fun, cuddly kitty.
Kitties need coffee too!
More fashion this morning on The Dan Patrick Show.  Seton put on the latest addition to the man cave during the pre--show run down.  The two-time game worn, 5XL, Dallas Mavrick jersey of 6’5” Eddie Curry.  Needless to say it was a pretty blue dress over jeans with the sleeves of his blue sweater sticking out of the arm holes.  The boy had game for a minute nailing his first basket of the day.  The jersey plays a big role for the entire show.

Seton spinning in the jersey
Roll the tape! Danny’s going jaw face! Do you accuse the most recent Marconi winner of pronouncing a well-known former NFL player and Fox analyst’s name wrong?  Fritzy did.  Fritzy claimed Dan had said Moose Johnson not Moose Johnston. Seton, becoming uncomfortable in the increasingly tense conversation during the look in, tried to insert a little levity, “It’s not like he called him Bear Johnston instead of Moose Johnston.”

You wouldn't call him bear but would you call him horny?
Danny’s jaw face continued after the Pat Forde interview with a jab at Fritzy and then as Fritzy was going into the box. “Good for you, good for you Fritzy.”  Sure Dan may have known Moose since he was at Syracuse but I thought he said Johnson myself.  The Cheap Seats thought so too. It wasn’t like Fritzy interrupted the interview by going on hot mic either on air or in Dan’s ear.  He sent an email.  Maybe an IM would have been better?  Should he have gone through Paulie like McLovin did with a comment about the interview?  With bruised ego and anger still brewing, Dan put his Marconi on the floor behind the bar to poke at Fritzy’s sensitivity.  The Danettes are siding with Dan out of fear of Danny Jaw Face, no support for Fritzy.  Dan and Fritzy have known each other for over 10 years so Dan knows what he’s doing to Fritzy’s mental state.  Dad/Dan is not happy.

DP turning the cold shoulder to Fritzy's argument
A Bet is Born: 
If Fritzy is right, Dan apologizes.  If Dan is right, Fritzy wears the Eddie Curry jersey sans pants the rest of the show.  Paulie was the only one to stand up for Fritzy.  I think Seton and McLovin just wanted to see the punishment, which does make for better TV.  Paulie must not be feeling well today.  As the top producer he is, he knows that good TV and radio always rule.  Fritzy will put on the jersey and the pre-wear puns start flying.  Keep in mind Fritzy goes commando.  After stalling, saying he was embarrassed, Fritzy finally came out, walking and standing hunched over as to not have the jersey cling to any bits or pieces.  The lone white socks were a nice touch.  Better not work on COTW or check out other pics on the web today!

I've got my stuff in my hand and it's pulling up my jersey
As I suspected, there would be issues with Fritzy sitting next to McLovin in his state of undress, and McLovin expressed those as he was going into the box and inside the box. Did McLovin see or touch something he shouldn’t have?  McLovin isn’t getting enough attention today.  Next thing you know, we come back from break and Fritzy’s back in his street clothes fingering away at his keyboard.  Now Dan is supposed to wear the jersey during the last half-hour of the show as part of his apology for berating Fritzy when Fritzy was actually correct.  Dan did say Johnson during the interview, once.   Dan does remember that Fritzy had absolutely nothing on underneath that jersey and it did touch all body parts right?  Well, Dan cut the last half-hour down to last segment.  “I can’t wear it during the Jerry West interview.  Dan works on backing out more thanks to Seton’s help.  He agreed with Dan even though he knew Fritzy was right and he messed up the audio enhancements during Paulie’s “Know Your Back Up QB” segment.  Now Seton is supposed to wear the jersey without pants for the last segment, after Jerry West.  We need to be a classy show while Dan’s idol is being interviewed.

'"I can't see my feet!"
West interview over, Dan pays up his debt. Here comes Dan, in the jersey with white t-shirt, white socks, black tennys and obviously wearing underwear. Sorry ladies.  He’s out there hitting jumpers, no misses.  Could it be the new found freedom under the jersey that Fritzy spoke of sparking his game?  McLovin did get busted looking at DP’s backside.  Sometimes I scratch my head about that boy.
A few jersey jumpers
Boy does this jersey make its rounds: Curry, Seton, Fritzy, Dan and back to Seton again.  If this jersey were a girl, she’d be called slutty.  In condom terms, Seton first time was as if the whole box was being worn, Fritzy couldn’t get the package open and went bare back, Dan - just one condom will do, Seton’s second time was like wearing a maxum when a regular would do. Watching Seton slip off his pants on camera so discretely struck me funny. It was a little feminine.

Did Eddie Curry know his jersey would be assaulted today?
Dan has a problem with McLovin eating.  Ok, it’s not so much that he doesn’t like McLovin to eat.  It’s when McLovin skips out and gets an egg and cheese sandwich without asking if anyone else wanted something as well.   If McLovin had brought it in with him first thing in the morning, would that had been ok?  Paulie brings in and eats his Chobani pineapple yogurt, Seton brings in sandwiches, all without sharing or incident.  So reasoning would say if McLovin had brought in his breakfast sandwich from the get, he’d be ok.  If there was craft services, would this be a mute point or do we go back to picking on how loud McLovin eats?  No hair, no make up, now no more breakfast. 
If McLovin ate this, would it be too noisy?
I just caught the “Make Up” commercial during the Box Score break. Priceless. Must see TV. Funniest one to date!

The first step in Seton's KISS fantasy
Just another great day in the man cave for the highlight reels.  It’s not your typical sports show, it’s an adult family. 

So, what did you learn today?  I learned The Dan Patrick Show and The Box Score haven’t lost their touch as I laughed throughout 3 ½ hours of original programming. In your face Mothership!



Thursday, November 8, 2012

Fashion statements, it's only hair and get bugged

New Addition to the Man Cave:
Dan received sports jerseys courtesy of Matt in Seal Beach, CA. They were Mike Bossy - Islanders, Nolan Ryan – Astros, Roger Staubach – Cowboys and Bo Jackson - Raiders. Cool stuff. Display location in the man cave still to be determined but I think the barstools will be getting new back covers today. I will say this, once Dan decides where he wants them to be, if they are moved, even just a little, Dan will notice due to his high level of attention to detail. By the way guys, your mothers and wives don’t come to work with you, clean up your evidence. I mean empties.

Once again, Dan decided to show his more progressive fashion side. Dan and some of the Danettes took a fashion risk and wore colorful pants. I thought the colors were more spring/summer wear than fall/winter. Paulie always The Topper added a striking pair of Wolverine boots, perfect for the snow covered Connecticut ground they had today. Who was not a risk taker? Fritzy, who chose a light khaki color and McLovin, who chose a light gray. McLovin did attempt to spice it up a little by wearing his red socks, but it just wasn’t in the same brotherhood. Personally, I liked the look Dan wore on the Jimmy Fallon show much better.
Fashionitas in training

Fritzy’s mock headlines:
He only went two for ten. There was one that Dan gave an ok, one got a chuckle, and I swore I heard a groan to one as well. Sven in CA, where are you? Maybe he shouldn’t have called in after all: one got crickets, one just an alright and a third a bit of a chuckle.


Possible COTW:
AJ McCarren, the Bama QB has, well, a hot mom. Would you want your mom or anyone else in your family to be one of Fritzy’s Cougars of the Week? I feel a creepy sensation coming on. Find out tomorrow how it all shakes out.
AJ's proud mom Dee Dee Bonner

Seton has a problem with bugs
He swore he saw four bugs that no one else had seen. Whether mental or physical, the bugs made him jumpy and itchy. The perfect set up for a little Dan torment. Seton brought in the tiger costume today and thought that might be a source. Face paint is all set up for tomorrow morning. Cutting the hair to look like Whitey Herzog? Looks like that may happen tomorrow or next week and he’s not looking forward to it. What happened to "it’s just hair"?

Paws is looking for a new little buddy!

Is it wrong that Dan is more concerned with Seton and McLovin’s safety when they play ball in the studio more concerned than that of his own kids? Not really. Money makers versus money takers.


McLovin wants more of Dad/Dan’s attention:
What’s the best way to do that? Become the opposing viewpoint and keep hammering at that point even when you no longer make sense. McLovin rattled Dan enough that Dan hit a golf ball into the ocean on the golf simulator that just made Dan angrier. What was the topic that did all this? QB ratings.

Dan the lawbreaker: Dan’s truck was hanging over into the handicapped parking spot and was noticed by the people at NBC. Two-A-Days, also in colorful pants today and sporting a fresh hair cut, was sent out to move it as Dan was going back to air.
This could have happened to DP

Side notes:
Still accepting job titles for Two-A-Days for his Vista business cards! Casey, host of The Box Score, was sporting colorful pants today as well.

Set your DVR’s!
Monday 11/12 at 5:30 Directv Audience Network channels, 101, 239, 334 and 500 will be airing DIY Man Caves Nick and Artie. This is the same studio that Dan uses on Monday when he does FNIA the night before but with branding changes and memorabilia placement adjustments for Dan’s show. These are the same people that did the Milford Man Cave and the Mobile Man Cave for Dan. On occasion DIY Man Caves replays the Milford man cave and Mobile man cave episodes.

The marquee DP and NA share in the NY man cave

Tony Siragusa, a native of New Jersey, been helping out with the relief efforts from Hurricane Sandy. Dan’s mood noticeably changed after Tony spoke of his experiences and the needs still out there. To help from anywhere you are:

American Red Cross:
Website: www.redcross.org

Text:
To donate $10 text REDCROSS to 90999

Phone: 1-800-RED-CROSS (1-800-733-2767)

Mail: American Red Cross, PO Box 4002018, Des Moines, IA 50340-2018
Make sure you indicate where you want your funds to go.