Giving Thanks for Football and More

Thank You

First Responders – you do something I would not be able to do putting your bodies and emotions on the line every day to help your communities stay safe and aid us when in need.

American Red Cross – for being there in times of disaster and need.  Many of the victims of Hurricane Sandy are not going to be able to celebrate Thanksgiving with their normal traditions.  They’re having to do the best they can with what they have left, or what they are being offered this year.  My wish for them is that before next Thanksgiving their lives are back to being their own.  The need is still there. 


Website:  www.redcross.org 

Text: To donate $10 text REDCROSS to 90999

Phone:  1-800-RED-CROSS (1-800-733-2767)

Mail: American Red Cross, PO Box 4002018, Des Moines, IA 50340-2018 
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Men and women of our military - you risk their lives abroad and can not be with their families today.  I wish God speed in getting you all back home safe and sound.  You keep our country the land of the free and we will remain the home for you, the brave. 

Organizations, non-profits and volunteers - they support so many necessary causes both human and animal.  I can not imagine what our world would be like without you.

Faith, family and friends - I hold all dear, past and present, thank you for being there when I need you.  To those that have and do shape my life in education and experience both good and bad, thank you.

Readers and followers - I wouldn't be here, on this page, without you.

A full day of football coverage - from the time that I wake to the time I rest to help distract from those things about gathering with family that aren’t so great, thank you.

Have a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

May your Thanksgiving be more or less
Looney as mine!

Moose Johnston tears at a family, a jersey's tail, KISS fantasy

That cute little kitty, Tiger Seton, was in the video open this morning getting his fur on.  Such a fun, cuddly kitty.

Kitties need coffee too!

More fashion this morning on The Dan Patrick Show.  Seton put on the latest addition to the man cave during the pre--show run down.  The two-time game worn, 5XL, Dallas Mavrick jersey of 6’5” Eddie Curry.  Needless to say it was a pretty blue dress over jeans with the sleeves of his blue sweater sticking out of the arm holes.  The boy had game for a minute nailing his first basket of the day.  The jersey plays a big role for the entire show.

Seton spinning in the jersey

Roll the tape! Danny’s going jaw face! Do you accuse the most recent Marconi winner of pronouncing a well-known former NFL player and Fox analyst’s name wrong?  Fritzy did.  Fritzy claimed Dan had said Moose Johnson not Moose Johnston. Seton, becoming uncomfortable in the increasingly tense conversation during the look in, tried to insert a little levity, “It’s not like he called him Bear Johnston instead of Moose Johnston.”

You wouldn't call him bear but would you call him horny?

Danny’s jaw face continued after the Pat Forde interview with a jab at Fritzy and then as Fritzy was going into the box. “Good for you, good for you Fritzy.”  Sure Dan may have known Moose since he was at Syracuse but I thought he said Johnson myself.  The Cheap Seats thought so too. It wasn’t like Fritzy interrupted the interview by going on hot mic either on air or in Dan’s ear.  He sent an email.  Maybe an IM would have been better?  Should he have gone through Paulie like McLovin did with a comment about the interview?  With bruised ego and anger still brewing, Dan put his Marconi on the floor behind the bar to poke at Fritzy’s sensitivity.  The Danettes are siding with Dan out of fear of Danny Jaw Face, no support for Fritzy.  Dan and Fritzy have known each other for over 10 years so Dan knows what he’s doing to Fritzy’s mental state.  Dad/Dan is not happy.

DP turning the cold shoulder to Fritzy's argument

A Bet is Born: 
If Fritzy is right, Dan apologizes.  If Dan is right, Fritzy wears the Eddie Curry jersey sans pants the rest of the show.  Paulie was the only one to stand up for Fritzy.  I think Seton and McLovin just wanted to see the punishment, which does make for better TV.  Paulie must not be feeling well today.  As the top producer he is, he knows that good TV and radio always rule.  Fritzy will put on the jersey and the pre-wear puns start flying.  Keep in mind Fritzy goes commando.  After stalling, saying he was embarrassed, Fritzy finally came out, walking and standing hunched over as to not have the jersey cling to any bits or pieces.  The lone white socks were a nice touch.  Better not work on COTW or check out other pics on the web today!

I've got my stuff in my hand and it's pulling up my jersey

As I suspected, there would be issues with Fritzy sitting next to McLovin in his state of undress, and McLovin expressed those as he was going into the box and inside the box. Did McLovin see or touch something he shouldn’t have?  McLovin isn’t getting enough attention today.  Next thing you know, we come back from break and Fritzy’s back in his street clothes fingering away at his keyboard.  Now Dan is supposed to wear the jersey during the last half-hour of the show as part of his apology for berating Fritzy when Fritzy was actually correct.  Dan did say Johnson during the interview, once.   Dan does remember that Fritzy had absolutely nothing on underneath that jersey and it did touch all body parts right?  Well, Dan cut the last half-hour down to last segment.  “I can’t wear it during the Jerry West interview.  Dan works on backing out more thanks to Seton’s help.  He agreed with Dan even though he knew Fritzy was right and he messed up the audio enhancements during Paulie’s “Know Your Back Up QB” segment.  Now Seton is supposed to wear the jersey without pants for the last segment, after Jerry West.  We need to be a classy show while Dan’s idol is being interviewed.

'"I can't see my feet!"

West interview over, Dan pays up his debt. Here comes Dan, in the jersey with white t-shirt, white socks, black tennys and obviously wearing underwear. Sorry ladies.  He’s out there hitting jumpers, no misses.  Could it be the new found freedom under the jersey that Fritzy spoke of sparking his game?  McLovin did get busted looking at DP’s backside.  Sometimes I scratch my head about that boy.

A few jersey jumpers

Boy does this jersey make its rounds: Curry, Seton, Fritzy, Dan and back to Seton again.  If this jersey were a girl, she’d be called slutty.  In condom terms, Seton first time was as if the whole box was being worn, Fritzy couldn’t get the package open and went bare back, Dan - just one condom will do, Seton’s second time was like wearing a maxum when a regular would do. Watching Seton slip off his pants on camera so discretely struck me funny. It was a little feminine.

Did Eddie Curry know his jersey would be assaulted today?

Dan has a problem with McLovin eating.  Ok, it’s not so much that he doesn’t like McLovin to eat.  It’s when McLovin skips out and gets an egg and cheese sandwich without asking if anyone else wanted something as well.   If McLovin had brought it in with him first thing in the morning, would that had been ok?  Paulie brings in and eats his Chobani pineapple yogurt, Seton brings in sandwiches, all without sharing or incident.  So reasoning would say if McLovin had brought in his breakfast sandwich from the get, he’d be ok.  If there was craft services, would this be a mute point or do we go back to picking on how loud McLovin eats?  No hair, no make up, now no more breakfast. 

If McLovin ate this, would it be too noisy?

I just caught the “Make Up” commercial during the Box Score break. Priceless. Must see TV. Funniest one to date!

The first step in Seton's KISS fantasy

Just another great day in the man cave for the highlight reels.  It’s not your typical sports show, it’s an adult family. 

So, what did you learn today?  I learned The Dan Patrick Show and The Box Score haven’t lost their touch as I laughed throughout 3 ½ hours of original programming. In your face Mothership!

Who should be king of the pop-a-shot, time to update Frank's look

Here’s something I’m sure will be heard all across America next Thursday: “Will you listen to me for a change?” No need for turkey and stuffing today.  Dan was trying to get Seton to listen to his advice on how to score big on the pop-a-shot as Dan can’t have Fritzy be the best at something.  Heaven forbid.  The confidence boost to Fritzy’s ego would ruin his booker game.

Should Dan let Fritzy be the king of the pop a shot?

Speaking of Fritzy:  Now that The Dan Patrick Show is part of the NBC family, could someone please spend a few bucks and get Fritzy a new outfit for his Monday Night Football song parodies?  Maybe Amy, who helped Dan with his Jimmy Fallon look, could help Fritzy with his Frank Williams Jr. persona.  I know we’re already half way into the season, but please show the brother a little love. 

Well worn but it's time to update "Frank"'s style

Keep the love coming!  The victims of Sandy appreciate and need all they can get.
American Red Cross:
Website:  www.redcross.org 

Text: To donate $10 text REDCROSS to 90999

Phone:  1-800-RED-CROSS (1-800-733-2767)

Mail: American Red Cross, PO Box 4002018, Des Moines, IA 50340-2018 
        Make sure you indicate where you want your funds to go.

Busta kitty, wag a finger, thank a veteran

Exciting new addition to the man cave! Fergie came through and sent her plated bust form that was made to fit her form and used to produce her outfit she wore during her Super Bowl appearance. A message was hand written on the bust as well. 

So smooth and shiny. Fritzy said he wouldn't touch it 
with his hands. Creepy thoughts setting in.

Family First:
Your wife is pregnant and due while the season is underway. Your team is doing fairly well in the standings. You’re considered one of the leaders on your NFL team. If your wife goes into labor on game day, do you miss the birth? This is what’s facing both Charles Tillman of the Bears and Ben Rottesberger of the Steelers. Although in most cases births go smoothly, nothing is 100% and Tillman knows that from the complications that occurred with the birth of his first child. Besides, there’s no push present large enough to erase the anger of your wife if you intentionally miss the birth. I just hope Tillman has the same support of his football family that Ben has been given.

If your father worked for you, would you be able to fire him? That’s a question that may cross Lane Kiffin’s path. His father Monte runs the USC defense. The defense that has given up yardage like it was the land rush. Add to this the Nerf footballs the student equipment manager has been putting out there, it’s enough to cause some sleepless nights. Of the on air personnel, only McLovin and Seton still have fathers so Dan wasn’t going to go around the room, as he usually does, to see how everyone would vote. Maybe we could have worded that poll question differently.

A man in termoil, Lane Kiffin

Seton paid up a portion of his bet debt and wore the tiger costume with tiger face paint. He was such a funny little kitty playing with the basketball, drinking coffee and sliding the control board knobs. Such a cute kitty.

Here kitty, kitty!  Have a little Devil's Cut and you'll feel better.

Are these parents for real? There was a review of several college hoops player names than you would swear were made up and part of one of Fritzy’s mock pieces. Everyone’s favorite, including mine, was Peter Jurkin. Really mom and dad, you didn’t think that one through did you. To see more of these well thought out names check out http://rushedthecourt.wordpress.com/2012/11/01/top-50-names-in-di-college-basketball  Speaking of names, Tampa Bay Buccaneer's Doug Martin isn’t crazy about his nickname, Muscle Hamster, and wants another one. Isn’t a nickname something that’s given to you and not something you get to decide? The Tampa Tribune gave it a shot with Pocket Rocket and Skid Mark. They were joking, right? They know what those things are, don’t they? Fritzy did have about a dozen great options. Should the opportunity arise, Dan may use his favorite on FNIA – Little Buckaroo.

What a furry little belly you have!

The passion bucket got two more dollars today. One from Dan and the other from…repeat offender McLovin. This sloppiness just contributed to Dan’s mood. I’m sure this week Dan wanted to have a good showing, after all this is the first week the show was being broadcast on NBCSN. During one of the look ins Dan had had enough. There had been too much goofing off and mailing it in. Every day is the Super Bowl on the show isn’t it? After returning to his side of the studio he must have felt he came down too hard on the guys. He came back and started to say there’s a reason he likes to come to their side of the room but Seton had to turn him away and send him back to where he came as they were coming back from commercial.

I think someone copied
DP's hair style

Dan did it again! He guessed Fritzy’s cougar of the week in only two clues. Fritzy did not take it well and had a hard time focusing on the box appearance in his blue funk. Who was the COTW? Julianne Moore.

COTW Julianne Moore

Is your favorite magazine the same as one of the Danettes? Paulie – GQ, McLovin – Sports Illustrated, Fritzy – Playboy, Seton – Tiger Beat Baahaha!!! No surprises here!

Mark McGwire, hitting coach for the St. Louis Cardinals, spoke openly about the mistakes of the past, learning from them and teaching his boys life lessons from his actions. Nothing worthwhile is easy. You always have to work for something and that there are second chances in life. Mark’s second chance has given him the opportunity to be home to raise his sons as well as do something he loves and enjoys as a new career – teaching others the art of hitting the ball.

Happy with his second chance opportunity

Veterans Day is this Sunday, November 11^th. Thank a Vet for their service in helping keep our country truly the land of the free and the home of the brave.

The need for donations for the victims of Sandy has not ended. 

American Red Cross:

Website: wwws.redcross.org

Text: To donate $10 text REDCROSS to 90999


Phone: 1-800-RED-CROSS (1-800-733-2767)


Mail: American Red Cross, PO Box 4002018, Des Moines, IA 50340-2018
Make sure you indicate where you want your funds to go.

Beauty secrets of the Danettes and a new sex drug

Just when you got over how hard it was to listen to the sports related Halloween names were, Fritzy brings out sports related presidential names. A mind-numbing list of sports names that have the last name of a president. Thankfully this list only comes out once a year and not annually. I don’t blame the other Danettes for hiding their heads, putting on the headphones to drown him out, or as Dan did, leave the room and just close your eyes until the massacre is over. Hope y’all got out and cast your vote.  Then don't do what I did, watched MM followed by Hannah Storm.

Poll question of the day:
Would you rather be the President or Vice President? VP does seem like a pretty sweet gig. Almost all the same perks without the responsibility. Kind of like the four Danettes don’t you agree?

Today the Danettes took a stab at guessing the "bombshell" question. If correct DP wouldn’t say who. One person did get it right. DP the master of mind games, as Seton said. As an example Dan played with Seton’s confidence walking into the box. Seton’s statement of Dan bringing the best of the best with him when he left the Mothership Dan knocked down. Yes Fritzy is the best of the best at what he does, Dan didn’t know Seton’s name, Paulie was doing Tony Stewart’s show on the Sirius NASCAR station and McLovin just showed up and wouldn’t leave. Confidence balloon popped. So the question not so rocking was who has updated their looks in the last two years in hair and make up for television. In August McLovin consulted his wife and stylist and touched up his hair. The stylist claimed it wouldn’t be noticed. Everyone noticed. When DP did it at the Mothership everyone noticed and it was a horrible experience for him. Paulie stood his ground and said he never did although his hair has looked lighter. Could that have been from the summer sun? Paulie’s wife stated he has never dyed his hair in their home. Paulie’s barber confirms that he has only cut the hair and what he did after leaving he did not know. Seton continues to think Paulie is lying. What about make up – other than Danette make up day and tiger face day. Fritzy considered "a little rouge and eye liner" but didn’t go through with it. That could be a bit drag queen if Fritzy applied it on that round face. The I Team, headed by Paulie, is investigating the I Team. Hairgate. 
 

On a side note:
Rick in MA questioned if maybe some artificial tanning was involved in making Paulie’s hair look darker. I can see it now. Paulie’s in the spray tan booth with swimmer goggles and the disposable shorts getting the spray applied channeling his inner Channing Tatum.

Is Paulie aspiring to look like one of these guys?

Seton’s official day for his Tiger bet pay off is Friday. Whitey Herzog hair cut, tiger make up and costume. What happened to singing Eye of the Tiger?

Whitey Herzog and his hair

Chris Berman got hammered on Twitter last night after his interview with the presidential candidates. What would DP do? Keep it light, keep it about sports. Don’t ask what everyone else is asking. Ask what the every man would want to know. Do you remember when DP was at ESPN and did the phone interview with Clinton and accidentally hung up on him? I wonder if the Clinton autographed picture of Clinton on the phone with Dan is hanging in the mancave?

 

No tequila face and jazz hands during the presidential
interviews Monday night

Just your everyday football family: How long does it take to hit the ground when your kid sends you airborne? According to Howie Long from NFL on Fox, when his St. Louis Rams defensive end son Chris sent him flying it seemed like an eternity.

 

Nothing like a father and son bonding

Bob Costas today spoke of his interview with Jerry Jones and other sports related stuff but more interestingly the art of the interview. Something that he does very well. I decided it’s not what he says or how it says it. It’s how his voice is like butter. Then Dan stepped in and did a topper of an interview question for Jay Cutler. DP wins once again. Costas admits defeat. This was only to be topped by Costas winning a Sports Emmy for his interview with Jerry Sandusky.

 

Costas with one of his 232 Emmys

What does DP dream about? SI swimsuit models? Jennifer Anniston? The chick from Entourage he’s so crazy about that I can’t pronounce her name? Nope. It’s par 3, 7 at Pebble Beach and not pervy dreams like Fritzy. Here’s another thing. Fritzy doesn’t drink, yet his conversations at lunch and the way he talks are as if he does. He gets a little loose after knockin’ back a few wings and the lips start to flappin’. Wings, the new drug. This can only be second to Fritzy’s Chinese food, Mountain Dew and Cinemax combo.

Chicken wings, the new sex drug

Sven in CA once again outdid Fritzy phoning in three killer mock headlines.

Wild Bill, one of the Directv cameramen, who’s a hoot to watch, is solid as a rock. No matter how many times Dan tossed a ball at his junk he didn’t flinch. Maybe he really is solid as a rock, down there.

DTV's Wild Bill's doppleganger, Hickok

Beer sampling after the show again today. This is the third rendition. Time to narrow down the final taste. This is the beer that will debut at the Super Bowl. The official name of the beer isn’t on the bottle yet and won’t be revealed until much later. Honey I’m working late again today!

To go with the beer today was the smell of the bread baking downstairs at Subway wafting up into Dan’s side of the studio.

Did you know: Dan’s mom once called the show concerned because her son had missed three shots in a row shooting hoops during a look in.

The man doesn't miss in his own house

Bonus feature:

Saw a new coffee break with McLovin today featuring Nick from the back. In the feature McLovin introduced Nick as the person responsible for the condition of the coffee maker and supplies. Well of course nothing was to McLovin’s liking so as punishment he poured what looked like cold coffee with cream over Nick’s head saying "Do better, no sorries." Now Nick may be shorter than McLovin but the dude is tight. I can only speculate that Dan gave him a bonus so he wouldn’t punch McLovin.

Giving feels good – keep it up! Thoughts and prayers still coming -
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www.redcross.org/donate/index.jsp?donateStep=2&itemId=prod10002

Text: REDCROSS and donate $10 to 90999

Phone: 1-800-RED-CROSS (1-800-733-2767)

 

What was McLovin doing with his pants unzipped?

Hello y’all – So I’m sitting in front of the TV, bleary eyed with the brain moving slower than normal from staying up late last night to watch Dan on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. I definitely need that diet soda at my side. The dogs are sound asleep at my feet and side. It’s tempting to follow their lead, but there’s no such thing today.

Today is Red Hook flannel Friday and Fritzy Bronco jersey/baseball cap day. What caught you ear or eye today?

Fritzy in one of his
Bronco outfits

Fritzy tried a couple of Honey Badger arrest mock headlines today but they just hit the wrong note. Too soon? McLovin and Fritzy were caught talking during the show and Fritzy was not following along with the show during the first hour. Dan called out three times before Fritzy answered and then he was so startled he didn’t answer back but instead nodded his head to Dan’s question. Fritzy does know this goes out on the radio too, right?

Boy did they get this slogan right

Cougar of the week was left on the fax machine again and Dan found it. Ok, not the actual cougar of the week, the information about the cougar. Dan promised Fritzy that he wouldn’t ruin the reveal as he had done once before. I don’t’ think it would have mattered.  The cougar of the week was Claudia Schiffer:

Rick Neuheisel guested today and we were treated to a two-fer Friday song parody he wrote, sang and played for the show on his guitar. He wrote parodies to Sweet Home Alabama for Alabama and the theme from Animal House for Oregan for national title songs. This was bringing the show into a new area, the guest writing their own content. We were reminded that passion bucket came from Rick as well. No matter what your segment was, or when you did it during the show, no one was going to top Neuheisel today. And Fritzy, what cha doin’ trying to take away his thunder? Major weaksauce.

UCLA autographed passion bucket

During one of the commercial breaks I noticed something I hadn’t before: The making of the promos commercial - Paulie is explaining his bit with the eggs; h tilts his head downward; the darkness of his hair in the shot and the darkened background behind him it looks like he only has hair on the sides and not on the top. Oooof!

In the just can’t get it right department: Dan was letting the audience know that the big announcement of the additional TV partner effective Monday will be made Sunday night on FNIA. Fritzy just had to jump in there and blow another surprise. Fortunately, he didn’t have his mic on, so it wasn’t picked up clearly and the passion bucket made another dollar. McLovin also didn’t have his mic on and will owe the passion bucket again as he tried to give Dan a twenty. If you have something you don’t want everyone to hear, don’t tell Fritzy. Dan has told the story before about how Fritzy had told Dan’s wife Dan had bought an Airstream as a gift for her. Big surprise flushed down the toilet. Thanks Fritzy. What is certain is that there will be an additional home Monday morning bringing availability to 100 million homes. For the press statement when Dan joined Directv he said he "worked best when facing in a south easterly direction." Looking for that type of wit for the Sunday announcement.

Make sure you watch Sunday for
Dan's big announcement!

Against the Grain Moved to the touch flat screen next to the golf simulator -   On it was a list of the NFL teams listed by division and their standings a’ la McLovin. He was giving his commentary of each team. The appearance of the screen would indicate that this was also posted to the website. Dan got bored fairly quickly with the presentation. He crossed over the camera shot to get a chair, sat down and was drifting off until he was asked to give his Chris Berman imitation of "Da Raiders". Not often does Dan go over to the opposite side of the studio to broadcast and it may be a while before he does again. The pitch offered for ATG was better than the presentation. Maybe if McLovin had completed his prep for the piece and performed a run through the day before instead of the moment of, this would have had better appeal. From what Dan had said, McLovin had been slacking for two and a half hours and had built himself a tall order to fill. It wasn’t a graphics department glitch, there is no graphics department. It wasn’t because you were doing it live. You always do it live. It was lack of good organization and preparation. And what did Dan catch McLovin doing with his pants unzipped behind the golf simulator wall?

Picture McLovin used for the ATG piece
How...........appealing

Dan had received many requests from viewers asking for his opinion on what Steven A Smith had said on ESPN’s First Take. "Whatever they (ESPN) decide to do I don’t give a damn." Just because you are on a cable/satellite station doesn’t give you a hall pass to use that terminology. Dan is sensitive to the use of the word. "It’s just not a good word." Quite frankly, the explanation that the ESPN executive gave Paulie was more confusing to me than ESPN omitting that portion of the program on the re-air. ESPN is a star driven network. No matter what your skin color, who you hang with or how you speak with them when you are off air, you shouldn’t use that slang on a national or world wide broadcast. It’s not Dan’s job to police the network he left. That can be someone else’s job and I’m pretty sure it is. Something positive we did learn from Paulie in the box was something he learned when he was working with Jay Glazer. Never give up your source to anyone, even your co-worker or boss. You’ll burn your source. Dan has asked about sources of Paulie’s before and he didn’t give them up and Dan respected Paulie for his ethics. Good guys. Good show.

Glazer rockin' positivity

The Arcade Fire Friday Tribute:Done towards the end of the show on Fridays, went to Directv for making it possible to join forces with another network on Monday. When Dan joined Directv he wanted to make sure that the show had distribution and Directv lived up to their word. They are truly a force to be wreckoned with. A big thank you from all of us in the audience as well for bringing it to a new level. Here come the music, everybody sing along! BaHaHaHa!

Only on Directv

For a little levity:At the end of the show we listened to the replay of the Gary Miller soccer breakdown in 3, 2, 1. Let’s make that mental breakdown in 3, 2, 1. Dan dies of laughter each time it’s played. As he says, that’s still damn funny. Front row was getting into it, the back row were stiff as boards just clicking away on their computers. Really, are they 100% into the show today?

Gary Miller ESPN

Additional show nugget: From the Just Go With It Premier: Brooklyn Decker had complained that there was an unnamed Danette that had put their hands too low when they hugged her. Until today we all figured it was Fritzy. In actuality it was Seton. With the height difference between him and her, his hands just fell a wee bit too low for her comfort. She’s really become touchy since Dan got her that acting gig that launched that portion of her career.



Sandler and Decker in Just Go With It

More beer?! Yes, more beer for sampling today after the show. What a long day with more work, wink, to come. 

Coming to you from the NYC man cave on Monday: Tony Dungy, Eric Burns and Pat Forte

From The Box Score Show: The topic of the player that had beer written in his contract came up. Casey had asked, what would you have written into your contract? McLovin: a true personal friendship with Dan. Fritzy: Bronco season tickets, hugs and sausages in the blanket. Paulie: A personal chef. Seton: Craft services. Talk of what would happen if Dan left in ten years. Paulie would probably have a spin off, Seton would probably be fired before then, Fritzy would stay with Dan to the end. There wasn’t a response from McLovin.

Boss’ Thoughts:These were actually the boss’ bathroom thoughts where he thought that mock headlines were now being mocked because of all the additions to the program from the audience and front row. But wasn’t Dan offering his thoughts from the bathroom also mocking the mock headlines?

Side note: Dan’s visit on Jimmy Fallon will be separately posted.

Dan with Jimmy Fallon 10/26/12

So, what did you learn today?