Paid to Drink Beer, Shae’s Nightmare/Paulie’s Dream, Sugar in AZ

Next Wheel of Punishment
It was determined today that Fritzy will have his own Wheel of Punishment. It will have a Bronco theme. If the Broncos do not fall out after the first round of the play offs, as he said they would at the start of the season, he spins a wheel made just for him. Ideas for the wheel are open to the audience. Can’t wait. GO BRONCOS!

Can Peyton lead the Broncos to a second
round play off game and Fritzy to a spin of the wheel?

Fritzy Friday Frown
Fritzy was beginning to sulk because he felt that the boss was trying to bring Friday Fritzy down. A female listener, Jamie in MT, called in that didn’t feel Fritzy stood up for the Broncos the way he should have with McLovin saying that the Broncos wouldn’t make it to the play offs and that Fritzy didn’t think the punishment for McLovin should have been Broncos related because of what McLovin had said. Also she was upset that for two years now, Fritzy hasn’t said anything about the ladies Bronco fan night. He was falsely accused of not having his mic on during the look in. Mock headlines on the Bronco victory Thursday night bombed. Reference to his brother helping him again came up. On top of that, Dan knew the cougar of the week again because Fritzy keeps leaving the information on the fax machine. So who did Fritzy pick as COTW? Elizabeth Berkley

Cougar of the week

Shae’s Nightmare, Paulie’s Dream
What is Shae in Irving’s nightmare? His girlfriends father who is from England will be spending time with them from Christmas to New Year. What’s on the agenda? Soccer, egg nog and what most would consider bad Christmas sweaters.

Ooooo, I  bet Paulie would like this one!

Paid Money to Drink Beer
Possibly one or two more taste testings will occur, but for the most part, The Dan Patrick Show inspired beer is ready. Finishing touches to follow. Who would have thought five years ago that the Danettes would get paid to drink beer. Was that an emotional lump in Seton’s throat today? Bet he can swallow that down with a beer or two or three or four.

Arcade Fire Tribute
Sugar in AZ, tattoo artist, viewer someone who has ink of DP and McLovin on his thigh, is a little banged up and got the Arcade Fire tribute today. For whatever has you down, thoughts to you.

The best McLovin has ever looked is on Sugar's leg

Happy Holidays from Dan, Paulie, Seton, Fritzy and McLovin!

Dissed! Lost Not Found, Eeww That Smell! Did That Mean Me?

The Whiff
When I say whiff, I don’t mean swing and miss, I mean eeww!  McLovin has come to work 4 days in a row now without showering. His excuse?  The baby has the croup.  That’s a new one.  Dan made the offer to him on Tuesday to use the shower in his bathroom in the Milford man cave.  McLovin didn’t take him up on it for fear of being filmed.  What’s the big deal?  You willingly took a shower in 2011 on camera and had no problems then.  Dan offered the use of his shower again today, just bring your own towel. Seton keeps a towel at the man cave if he needs to use the shower there. It’s more than time that McLovin do the same.

Wash away the smell, wash away the paint

Did that mean me?
Seton sent out a memo to everyone reminding them that in the coming weeks they needed to wear DP gear to support holiday merchandise sales.  So who acted on the memo?  Just the boss.  Dan gets a gold star. The rest get sent to the corner.

If the cap fits, wear it.
Oh yeah, they forgot to wear that too. 

Dissed
Not only did Dan have problems with his earpiece Sunday night, he had a problem with one of the head coaches, Bill Belichick. After Belichick came onto the field, he stopped and shook Tony Dungy and Rodney Harrison’s hands then turned and walked away not shaking Dan’s hand. Was this a message to Dan about the comments he has made about Bill’s post game pressers or did he have tunnel vision?

Dan? I don't see Dan

Bravo Fritzy!
After lots of luke warm hits and many more than that misses, Fritzy had a hot run of mock headlines today on Ndamukong Suh’s kick to the groin of Matt Shaub.  Figures doesn’t it that he didn’t hit gold until a subject game up that involved genitalia.

Up and to the right, it's good!

Objects not where they should be -
Part one: Seton forgot to bring his maid to work with him today and Dan found his dirty bowl and spoon left on the bar counter.  Dan was not pleased.  How many MVD points were subtracted with this offense? We will see.

Part two: Oh where, oh where did the yellow football go?  Was it hidden because someone didn’t play with it like the others did and they were jealous?  Did someone take it home and forget to bring it back?  Did someone take it home to give it as a gift?  Is it hidden where it would be difficult to find in order to get back at a friendly foe? Did it get tossed in the dumpster outside? Stayed tuned, there should be more drama to follow with this story.

Who did what to this
favored item?

Gamblers love company, prison uniform anyone?

Coming to you from the NYC long weekend studio -

Prison Uniform Anyone?
Are you one to fall for the latest marketing ploy? The Pittsburgh Steelers are hoping so with the jersey the players wore during the SNF game. Certainly neither McLovin, nor I would wear this prison uniform replica so why would you? Wear it to the wrong state or city you may be getting more than you asked for in return for your investment.

Without the name, do you think chain gang
or football member

Peter Makes New Friends
What will get you lots of unwanted attention? Tweet your personal phone number. We’ve heard or seen this done before either accidentally by the owner or intentionally by someone holding a grudge or pranking someone. Most recently, Peter King did this to himself. 350+ calls and 270+ texts later he has changed his number and upset PR people across a nation.

Peter is lonely no more

Someone Made Dad Mad
Another way to tick Dan off – don’t watch him on TV when he uses your material from the show during major network time. This is what happened Sunday. Dan dropped the "Little Buckaroo" tag on the Buccaneer highlights expecting he would get a thank you from Fritzy. Nothing. No text, no email, no phone call, not even an acknowledgement when he came in this morning. What did Dan get from Fritzy? A text about Faith Hill and Byron Leftwich’s legs. What was Fritzy doing when Dan bestowed this honor? Listening to the Broncos game. No surprise, but Todd should have watched or listened to the taped broadcast before he got to work in the morning. You never know when dad will throw a life test your way. Don’t look for this opportunity to come along again anytime soon Fritzy. Dad was sulky and mad most of the show.  Good job bro.

Text-worthy legs

I Want You Back
Could we see another new hairstyle from McLovin? Don’t be surprised if you do. Dan was complimenting Seton again today on how well the bet cut looked on him, comparing him to Brad Pitt from one of his movies. The green eyed jealousy monster came out of McLovin once again. What will McLovin do to get Dan’s attention back?

If you turn out the lights, are
these McLovin's eyes?

Coffee Table Idea
Quickie interview with new Cup Champ, Brad Keselowski, as they were going up against the hard break. Brad did manage a total of three hours sleep after taking a little too much advantage of his sponsor’s product, Miller Lite beer. He had that raspy alcohol voice that made him sound as if he had been a long time smoker. His only thought during the race was, don’t screw up. Gotta wonder if that went out the window after a few gigantic glasses of beer. Did you see any of his post race interviews? Maybe the end of that motivational speech Ray Lewis left on his phone said …and party like a rock star after you take the championship. Dan wondered how much of what Brad does is to be an entertainer. All Brad knew was that when he is an entertainer, it tends to get him in trouble or cost him money like it did last week, 25K. Maybe he got into trouble last night, maybe today, he doesn’t know yet but he’ll be able to afford it a little more now after he gets his cut of the 5.6+ million dollar check coming his way from winning the championship. What is a red flag like for a driver in comparison to the average person? Like sitting in the parking lot at the grocery store and you’d rather be checking out what’s going on elsewhere than go inside. Roger Penske, the car owner, will be keeping the winning car for his museum, so nothing coming to the man cave there. Dan was interested that they recycle the cars that will no longer be used and then crush them. Maybe a nice car cube table for the green room would be useful.

Just a the remote and a few
magazines and you're good

Gamblers Love Company
Always entertaining, Shae in Irving with his love/hate relationship with his Cowboys and his weekend gambling stories. Comical how he tried to get Dan to come back to the fold. Shout out to the sneaky good audience member who got a sign calling out Shae in Irving on ESPN College Game Day.