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Inside Job
Did you catch The Insider last night with DP Show friend, Kevin Frasier? Did you notice who the second most featured face to Jim Parsons was on screen? It was the person who broached The Insider production team and told them what angle they should be filming Jim Parsons. That person was none other than Mr. Andrew "McLovin" Perloff. The person who can not keep up with the direction of the show he does five days a week was trying to direct a cameraman from another show. Those other people McLovin works with? Oh, those are tech people that usually work in the back. Really??? Too bad he didn’t come up with a better way to display himself, such as his jealousy towards the visiting Danette for the day. Paulie received criticism from the home front, close friends and family, who saw The Insider segment. They thought Dan and the Danettes were good on TV and should be on TV often. So some of them aren’t sports fans, but Paulie’s still your friend or family member, tune in once in awhile and see what he does! It’s only live 15 hours a week, replayed in full 15 hours a week, available in condensed version 10 hours a week and has a follow up show that is live five times a week and replayed five times a week. P.S. This show, if you haven’t been told before, is more than sports.

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Believe In Your Smell

Green Bay Packers, Greg Jennings, will take whatever Old Spice has coming as long as they’ll have him. He remarked that the advertising team is so fun and creative. They’ll throw one thing at you, if they don’t think it’s good enough they’ll toss in something else. Hey! Let’s do push-ups on the beach with a Jet Ski on your back and a hot model riding the Jet Ski! Yeah! Good thing Greg’s Santa, his wife, doesn’t mind. Greg knows who’s the boss. It’s not the quarterback, Aaron Rogers, choosing who to throw to, it’s the woman who shares his home and bed. Smart decision Jennings. I believe you’re smellin’ good.

Good thing this didn't slow Jennings down

MVD To Be Awarded Friday
Dan’s mom will be in studio on Friday and present the MVD, most valuable Danette for 2012. We love it when Dan’s mom visits and the Danettes ask her questions about Dan growing up. When it was announced that she was coming Seton’s eyes got big and a smile grew on his face. It’s a sure thing Seton will have at least one question to throw her way. New this year will be a second award, Comeback Danette 2012. This will be given to the Danette who came back from a not as stellar 2011. This person can be the same person who gets the MVD or it can be someone else. The wheels are turning, the plotting is occurring, can one of the Danettes pull off a last minute act of greatness to change Dan’s mind in either or both categories before Friday? Dan has said that the come back award could be considered a participatory award and that it has something to do with the back row and right. But who’s right? Dan’s or the back row? Does that mean the award goes to that person in the back row or that they were just involved in the person who is getting the award in getting it? Does McLovin regret not being more creative and inspiring in his poll questions with these honors coming in just a couple of days? Should Fritzy not have reused some of his mock headlines? Friday can’t come soon enough.

DP's mom doesn't need a dog to join this group

Homo Erotica and Pornaments
Picking up on an idea stemmed by Paulie, Fritzy may have a branch business, pornaments. With Fritzy’s twisted, runaway fantasy imagination and porno viewing experience this could be his break out moment. He was jotting down ideas as they were coming to him before the show was out. There was a viewer sent ornament that McLovin picked out today that was Dan Vader, a take on Darth Vader from the Star Wars series. On the ornament McLovin is dressed as Princess Leia on the ground holding onto Dan’s leg. Freud line 1, Freud line 1. Add to that tomorrow Dan will be brining in at McLovin, or supposedly McLovin wife’s, request the candy cane stripe tie that Dan wore on FNIA Sunday and will also be wearing today at the taping of Turning Point for NBCSN. Is McLovin holiday lovin role playing on the way or is there really a holiday party McLovin will be wearing this tie to? Throw in that McLovin is still using Dan’s shower at the man cave daily and not using his own towel…. creepy. Plus, what’s all this kissing Dan’s boo boo and making it feel better stuff?

This would be Sigmunds look after 5 minutes with the Danettes

Could Have, Would Have, Should Have
There was a bit of an emotional bruise that Fritzy shared in his box appearance today. He now had wished that Jim Parsons had ventured into his mock headline territory. Parsons had done a little of what the other Danettes had done but not Fritzy’s areas. The other Danettes were able to coach and take pride in Jim’s performance of the areas that they gave up to him. Fritzy doesn’t have warm and fuzzy feeling today. Inside he’s left a little empty. Whether it was territorial or possibly time constraints, Fritzy will probably step up and hand over a few mock headlines to the next visiting Danette for the day before the others take advantage of that opportunity again. By the way Fritzy, bravo on your mock headline come back today.

Who will be the next Danette for the day?

Remembering Grown UpsJim Boeheim, the Syracuse Basketball Head Coach, had made use of the media coverage of his 900^th win to express his views on gun control in the wake of what had happened at SHES. Before his appearance on the show today to discuss the win and using the media pulpit, Dan had expressed an opinion of his own. It wasn’t about gun control, it was about teachers. The teachers who have and practice those things to try to keep the children in their care in the schools safe. Naturally much of the focus has been on the children who had died in this tragedy but Dan wanted to also remember the teachers that lost their lives trying to protect those children. After that Dan had the relief of being able to go to commercial to regroup.

Missing a Semi-Final Game

Missing a Semi-Final Game
Monday was one of those days, and nights. One of those times when circumstances took what would have been the normal ability to view or listen to The Dan Patrick Show, and took most of that away, for just one day. In relationship to the events that have affected us all, in one way or another, from Newtown, CT, this was quite minor. But what I realize now, that I hadn’t before, is that this show was a form of escape from the seriousness of the every day world we live in.

DP Show shows respect to Sandy Hook Elementary School victims

I was so looking forward to this day’s broadcast. I considered it a special event, somewhat like a semi-final playoff game. Making contact with the show, whether by ear or eye, was too few and far between. When able to listen, or catch a glimpse of the show, I was gathering small three to five minute pieces of a large three hour puzzle and trying to put them all together. So frustrating. By the late, late evening I was finally able to grasp at larger segments of what had been, but was so tired that comprehension in putting the bigger picture together was a mental skill that was lacking. Why didn’t I anticipate that there could have been the slightest possibility that this could have occurred and recorded the show? This would not have been one of those days when I was snowed in, had a dead battery or a flat tire with a bad spare or even needed to have a bathroom available and near by. Nope, it had to be one of the busiest and inconvenient days.

Dan always says, make every show the Super Bowl. Dan’s Super Bowl will be the final show where we hope to learn all those things he and Paulie have told us they can’t tell us until then. So that would make this particular show a semi-final play off game. What made the airing of Monday’s show so special? There was a well known celebrity, who considered himself an everyday fan of the show, who was going to be able to come to the studio in NYC and be a Danette, if only for just a little while. Something that as fans of the show, all of us would embrace. What made this celebrity, Jim Parsons of The Big Bang Theory, more connectable was a little insight as to who he was prior to him joining Dan and the Danettes and that his physical appearance helped us visualize the guy next door or maybe ourselves. He wasn’t a pretty boy or possessing a physical talent that the every day man, or woman, couldn’t obtain. He’s relatable. He’s a guy that could be mistaken for any other guy, especially a geeky city or mid-western guy.

Jim Parsons, every man
Plaid flannel and a t shirt, the Danette winter uniform

He told his story on Jay Leno of his love of football, joining a fantasy football league, and his morning escape while getting ready to do his job, the escape being The Dan Patrick Show. The way he spoke about his sincere desire to be an unpaid intern for a day and what that would mean to him made so many of us say to ourselves, yeah me too! The joy and enthusiasm expressed in his face, body language and voice when Leno reminded him that Dan was part of the NBC family and maybe there was something that could be done was worthy of watching and hearing more than once. Parsons reacted the same way that the rest of us would to such news. It was almost as if it was Christmas morning for a small child.

From the bits and pieces that I was able to put together, Parsons slid into the chair mid-back row and fit right in with the group just as we hope we would. He took a stab at twitter, against the grain, stat of the day, five good seconds and a box appearance. Quite noticeable was no attempt at cougar of the week or mock headlines. Possibly his awareness of Fritzy’s possessiveness of this territory and high sensitivity level was front and center. Because this was the NYC man cave, Parsons was able to leave a photo booth remembrance of his visit. Parsons was as smooth Monday as we would hope we would be able to be in the same situation. Parsons’ one mistake, in his excitement in packing to come to the show he left his contribution for the Milford man cave in California, a script signed by the cast of his show.


Merry Christmas Jim Parson. Hope this was all you thought it would be, and maybe more. I don’t know how eventful and exciting Jim Parsons’ life truly is, but I hope, from a DP Show fan’s perspective, that Monday’s experience ranked up there in his top ten experiences as this would have been in most of our top three.

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