Ridin' High Falling Forward, Dan Loves LA, Swag Scammers

Swag Scammers 

Jerry West in top form

It was an easy Valentines Day for Seton and Paulie as they achieved their goals of taking home the ProFlowers.com promotional flowers in the man cave for their wives.  Not that they fessed up right away and used semantics to their advantage, but eventually the truth came out. Fritzy had a good scam as well by scoring a NBA all-star jersey for himself when Dan was getting his. Fritzy didn’t include the other Danettes in the deal but then again the man cave isn’t always share and share alike.  Fritzy folded like a cheap chair when Dan confronted him. He’s not as quick on his feet as the front row when it comes to camouflage.  Dan’s all star tribute jersey to Jerry West was added to the man cave today – the west all star team, Jerry’s number, 44, with the Laker’s logo but Dan’s name on the back.


Ridin’ High, Falling Forward

Did Lopez look like this after
McLovin's one-two punch?

McLovin was basking in glory for a short period of time today when he delivered two spanking one liners against Brook Lopez from the Brooklyn Nets.  It must be that tough Dartmouth/Stanford rivalry. Also, it’s easy to be a big man from the other side of the mic.  Then McLovin has to try to show off his athleticism and husbandry skills.  He tried to jump over the top of a 1/64th die cast car to dunk a basketball and ended up stepping on the car, scratching it and then landed against the new ball rack, breaking it.  Finally, trying to be a good husband by staying home instead of going to LA for the B-Dubs meet and greet he told his wife’s age on national radio/TV.  Typical McLovin smoothness. 

Dan Loves LA 

Ok, this isn’t exactly LA, it may be Huntington Beach.  If you’re in the area and you’re a DP fan, you have to stop by Saturday, February 23rd 11:00 – 1:00 Huntington Beach Buffalo Wild Wings, 7811 Edinger Avenue. Meet and Greet with Dan, Paulie, Seton and Fritzy.  Don’t know about Casey or Two-a-Days, sorry.  No McLovin, his wife’s birthday party is next weekend.  

Shifting Gears 

Will DP ever see the tunnel like I
will soon?

There will not be any updates to the blog for a bit.  On my way to Daytona for Speed Week. Too bad the show doesn’t have much interest in the second largest sport in the U.S. other than having the 500 winner, the season champion, and the popularity machine of Jr. and/or Danica.  Not like there weren’t any stories that happened during the ten months of the season or off-season 2012/2013. The surprise of 2012 was when there was the bonus of Denny Hamlin when he initiated the visits himself. Still love the show, just wish Dan would open his mind to more than the stick and ball sports he can find time to talk about 779 of the 780 hours of the show per year.  Borrowing words from Bonnie Bernstein from a totally different subject: Evolve. Accept. Embrace. Enough of the rant, track bound.