Jim Parsons has an itch and it’s bad
While appearing on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Jim Parsons, Emmy winner who plays Sheldon on CBS’s Big Bang Theory, spoke of his desire to join the show as an unpaid summer intern. He didn’t think he would be a big contributor but would love to be part of the Danettes, naming each of them as he continued to speak of his yearning. Could he replace McLovin? Fritzy wouldn’t mind having him in the back row. DP thought he could give the poll question results just as good as McLovin but McLovin wondered if he would be able to lie about the results the way he can. As Jim said, he loves the show and thought for a long time how he would like to be a part of his favorite group of people in the world. He could learn about sports and make new friends. The boys could always use another friend, especially a celebrity friend. Jay reminded him that Dan’s part of NBC now and Jay could give Dan a call. Parsons seemed giddy when he responded to the news: “Is he? Please try!” For the betterment of the show McLovin would not take the summer off to make room for Jim to intern. If Dan tried, he would be kicking and screaming as he was shoved out the door. Parsons can’t take over for Two-a-Days as he should be displayed on camera. In the box McLovin claimed he could do what any of the Danettes or Casey does but couldn’t answer the phones for Two-a-Days as he can get confused. (That explains a lot.) The only other person he admitted he couldn’t replace was DP. After trying to take The Box Score to break, he proved he couldn’t take over for Casey either. Dan reminded McLovin that he put himself in the position to be expendable. OUCH!
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| Longing for a man cave invite |
I’ve said it before and I like what I said. I like a non-sports poll question that gets you to react. Today we had two: Where would you rather get hit in a cheap shot – head, knees, junk? That was Paulie’s contribution. The other came from Seton: Which is a better nickname Johnny Baseball or Johnny Football? Personal preference is the first question It made me chuckle and visualize. Dan was not so hot on either. After Dan’s criticism McLovin quickly jumped ship and threw the blame at the originators but had Dan liked one of them he would have taken the credit. McLovin thinks this is a team when he’s looking for support but it’s all about him when things are going his way. The clock is ticking McLovin, you need to get creative dude because the Locker Room and other audience members are licking their chops for their opportunity to take over the poll. Really, how much longer will DP let him twist in the wind before he cuts the cord on the poll.
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| Hit groin, hit ground, roll around in pain |
Personal boundary lines were being crossed today as McLovin came up to speak to Seton as he was adjusting his waistband and belt at what was Seton’s face level. Awkward! Send in the Police!
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| Does my mid-section near your head make you nervous? |
Is there an image of Jesus in last week’s SI cover? You can’t tell by the website but it’s evident in the enlarged cover poster sent to and on display in the man cave. Divine intervention for this heavenly season?
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| Dear Touch Down Jesus, just one more win |
A much unexpected invite came from the people who are doing the ESPY’s for Dan to attend. In what capacity we’re not sure. What we are sure of is that the invite didn’t come from ESPN management.
Dan was told he’d be treated like a king. Definitely not words that would come from the mouth of Mothership management. Dan said he didn’t need to go, he’s been there and done that before and not all of it was good. Dan’s left his mark, done his damage. But what if he was given the opportunity to present with Hannah Storm. Now that would be a smoke show.
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| Could this woman change Dan's mind about the ESPY's? |
Chris O’Donnell, most recently of NCIS LA fame, offered a stat of the day to Seton for the show. Seton ran with it. The only problem was that the stat was a stat that was used on many other shows the day before. Had Seton only shared what he planned to do during the morning meeting he could have been spared the embarrassment. Instead he chose to go with the – dude I’m good approach. Lesson learned. Was the burn intentional? Is Chris O’Donnell an ESPN operative?
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| Seton's friend or foe? |
Can he take you all day on the court? Can he make it all night long? The answer is nope to both. But he can give you ten minutes of electrifying offense. Hope he’s a quality scorer in both of those ten minutes. DP, say it isn’t so, that you’re on your way to Viagraville.
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| T minus 3 to launch of ______ |
Sven in CA called in with five phrases that Jon Gruden said during the Monday Night Football game that made no sense to him. One of those phrases was High Manipulation. Fritzy had his own definition that everyone anticipated. Oh pervy Fritzy, I shake my head.
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| The music beats to only his drum |
There has been more than one occasion that McLovin has spoken a word in a way that almost no one else would pronounce it. Today was one of those occasions. The phrase was: double-edged sword. The word he could not pronounce was sword. McLovin pronounces the w instead of making it silent. It was so funny that Dan gagged on his Starbucks yogurt. This just led to more of what McLovin called Danette on Danette crime when then room filled with laughter. Between this and all the Jim Parson comments from Dan and the pre-reveal teasing by the other Danettes about the painted hair and not taking a shower for two days in a row was too much for him to handle. There was a short who’s been picked on more lately back and forth between the back row. The front row was described as hard working, lunch pail kind of guys where those words would not be used for the back row. McLovin complained about cliques in the man cave and Dan offered to get together again to talk about this – maybe. Oh, Dan must be so tired sometimes when he leaves the studio.
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| Maybe this speaking module can help McLovin |
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