Girls, Girls, Girls - Tough Day for Fritzy

Girls, Girls, Girls 

If only Chrissy Teigen hadn't coached
Hannah she would have been this
relaxed on the show

First up: Hannah Davis, guarded and not very forth coming when it came to Derek Jeter which makes it frustrating for everyone – Dan, Danettes, Hannah and the audience.  Best part of her interview wasn’t her, it was the Danettes mocking model walks.  Good thing little Casey wasn’t in the competition.  Skater boys know how to move the hips. Too bad, so sad.

Chrissy always poppin'
when she visits

Next up: One of our faves, Chrissy Teigen who had her fiancé’, John Legend came along for the ride and acted as her wardrobe consultant.  Funny and irreverent, she always fits into the show.  Chrissy can come back any time. Chrissy has a show coming up on Wednesday, February 13th, 10 pm on the Cooking Channel: Chrissy Teigan’s Hungry.  Love the title, and John says she can cook, for real.  If there were a charity raffle drawing to be the “pepperoni” police at the SI swimsuit photo shoots, would you buy a raffle ticket?  If pepperoni is the call out word for a nip slip, what cutesy food word should they use during a photo shoot for a slip of the lower area?  Sounds like they could use some suggestions over at SI.  Did anyone happen to notice that Fritzy’s favorite pizza topping is pepperoni?  Just sayin’.

Lucky #10, AJ McCarron

Finally:  Katherine Webb - sweet, open to Q/A, she can come back anytime too.  You can tell Katherine has gone to a lot of Bama football games, as she was leaving Dan at the desk, she reached over to give him a high five with a woven finger grasp.  Dan reciprocated, surgerized shoulder and all, for the pretty girl.  She also appreciated McLovin’s Bama bang attempt when he finger combed his bangs forward and spit in his hands to stick his hair to his forehead making a “good effort” in achieving the look.

    Tough Day for Fritzy

Did Todd think the more of this
he put on the closer he looked to this?

What a waste of all that Cool Water cologne Fritzy slathered on.  The SI memo of don’ts that Dan read off to the gang this morning slowed Fritzy down, but didn’t stop him.  He got his normal hug time from repeat visitor, Chrissy Teigen. He got a half hearted, one arm, pat on back, turning and looking to the side hug from Katherine Webb and nothing at all from Hannah Davis.  One and a half for three.  He should take the 50% and run with it considering he could have gone o’fer.  Dude, less creep factor history = more opportunities in the future. 

Award Winning Performance? It's the Pain It's the Drugs It's... + More

Know Your Show

If you’re going to call in to the show, know what sports seasons are active, know the audience and know that this show doesn’t "break down" teams, players, games, fans or announcers. Learn a new language to get that response or result from DP and for Pete’s sake, be current. JT in CA, I know it was early in the morning on your side of the land but you had to have had an inkling that your call was going to be served didn’t you? Twins talk. Really? Where were you in May, June, July, August, yada, yada, yada? Come back again in the spring!

If it's spring, shouldn't the snow be gone in MN?

More Like U-Haul 

Boxy, slow U-Haul

Could it be that Dan has more speed than a former running back? Apparently so. Dan versus Jerome "The Bus" Bettis in a 50 yard dash. Dan with a 10 yard advantage finished with more than a 10 yard lead. Witnesses to the event were Rodney Harrison and Tony Dungy when they were all together doing NBC FNIA. Tony called it and Tony doesn’t lie.








Award Winning Performance? 

Ahh Dude, I'm headin' this way

McLovin may have set himself up for another Awful Announcing award this year for an ATG segment. Mini helmets move over for the wheel. Wheel of coaches that is. Physically, the wheel looked impressive and had great sound effects, but it also tripped McLovin up. His hodge podge wedge of coaching assistants - he only knew three of the five coaches. Another wedge – "This guy from the Niners!" also an assistant coach. He had Chip Kelly, from Oregon, going to two different teams. On another wedge - "This guy from Tampa Bay!" There was also one prospect he didn’t put on the wheel at all until the end of the segment when he just taped a full sheet on the bottom of the wheel. Dan hid his face in his hands in laughter until he had to wipe away the tears. Seton’s infectious laugh and all the craziness actually spread over to Paulie, who for just a little while had joy during the show. Fritzy seemed not to be able to follow along well. Must have been the meds. In the end, as it seems with all the ATG segments, Dan came away knowing less than before the segment started. Dan had asked before the show if McLovin wanted to run through the piece before air but McLovin decided to stay undercover and do it on his own. Aren’t we all glad he did?

It’s the Pain, It’s the Drugs, It’s… 

Hey Fritzy!  I made this
in 96 seconds!

Fritzy might have well blamed his mock headlines on the fact it was Thursday for as bad as they were today. 96 minutes of work for 90 seconds of silence from the peanut gallery. Dan’s words: "Like a chef taking 90 minutes to make toast." Today Fritzy made toast. He thought it was because he didn’t go pervy and needed to return to the inappropriate side. No, just go to the funny side.







Set Your DVRs ! 

Presumably this is not what Chrissy
will not be wearing Friday in studio

In the NYC studio, guests tomorrow will be: Peter King of NBC Sports, Actor Chi McBride and swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen. Who won’t be there? Our pervy little buddy. Fritzy’s timing continues to be on par.










                                                                                     Hot Water with the Mrs.

McLovin is following me again!

 This could really only be one of two Danettes. Today it was McLovin. He and his wife were looking on line for something for the kids. They ran across a headline about what professional athlete is Erin Andrews, of Fox Sports, dating. Of course McLovin had to click on it and didn’t take the smooth way of explaining his curiosity by saying something like: I’m just curious, she’s been on the show, she worked with Dan, or that Chrissy Teigan, who was in the shot with John Legend and the hockey player McLovin didn’t know who is seeing Erin, is coming on the show on Friday. Instead he told his wife she was super famous and his wife wanted to know if he had a crush on her, which he never admitted he did. On air he did say he was a little disappointed that Erin decided to date a pro-athlete and not a nerdy geek. Let’s face it, the US Weekly part of Dan’s personality would have clicked on the link too.

Not So Famous 

Conditional ticket giver

Dan had tickets to the Knicks/Spurs Thursday game. Good seats, not floor seats, but good seats. He was going to give them to Paulie and Seton until Paulie learned that the seats were good for Dan and a guest only otherwise there were no seats. We’ll have to see tomorrow if anyone actually went to the game and if there were any stories to accompany. Dan did joke if the game was going to be on ESPN he could hold up a sign saying Sports Center next or whatever happened to Dan Patrick? All too funny. Who would Dan choose if any of the Danettes were able to go? Wingman McLovin to help coax the famous female fans in their direction.

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