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Dan Does It All

Just another day at
The Dan Patrick Show

Today was what Fritzy usually calls a hodge podge show. We had Peter King talking football and Chi McBride doing celebrity imitations that made Seton laugh so hard he started coughing. There was Cris Collingsworth on about his son playing for the national title Monday for Notre Dame. Swimsuit model, Chrissy Teigen sort of interning by saying "Word" several times during ATG and cutting down McLovin’s stache. Throw in an unexpected guest that Two-a-Days initially wouldn’t let on the air, Steve Spurrier, the Phil Jackson wedding announcement and a review of Rex Ryan’s tattoo. Less I forget choosing between bellies, bruises and staches, an award announcement and well, it’s been quite a day. Let’s see, what were some of the things we were missing? Death and birth notices, a cooking segment, the latest fashion, a music act, reality drama, pets, decorating tips and children. Those were just missing today. Tune in any other day and you will get those things plus more too.

     Guests Bearing Gifts 

Feel free to accessorize the
DP DND sign

Dan is ready for a bit of quality time. A premo cigar from Chi McBride, a calendar and bottle of whiskey from Chrissy Teigen. Dim the lights and put out the do not disturb sign.











Laugh Golden Boy, Laugh

The golden locks of DP

McBride can tell a story, and Dan and the Danettes ate them up. In return Chi loves it when Dan laughs. Too bad Dan wasn’t laughing at the title of the show Chi is on - Golden Boy. Bad memories of this college basket ball coach saying things like "Run the steps golden boy" returned and the nickname wasn’t said in Dan’s favor, but because the coach disliked him and let him know every practice and every game.  Who's laughing now coach?





 TLI (Too Little Information)

Don't be holdin', share!

Dan and the Danettes finally return from vacation, have as McLovin said, "the greatest boys night out ever" liking it to The Hang Over and Animal House. What do we get, one story about Fritzy’s daughter stalking Dan, McLovin not coming to the party and hearing that McLovin’s stache has it’s own vibe for females. Usually after Christmas break or a boys big night out we are treated to a plethera of stories that make us either laugh, shake our heads or both. What the stories do is help connect, as in attach, us to the show and all involved. Is the group becoming a bunch of fuddy duddies or have they stepped things up so much that mum has to be the word to save reputations. Come on man! There has to be something more.    

Quote of the Day (Maybe Longer)

All those days on the road pay off again

No matter who you are or what you do, or don’t do, the following rings true. From Peter King while appearing on today’s Dan Patrick Show: "This time of year, crap happens." What time of year does crap not happen, cuz I’d like to fast forward to that.

Congratulations Dan and Peter! The I Team broke news before Dan did, that Dan has broke his Susan Lucci-esk 12 year drought and has been named the NSSA 2012 Sportscaster of the Year. Also taking honors is Peter King who was named the NSSA 2012 Sportswriter of the Year. Dan, of course, thanked the Danettes for their contributions as he felt without them he would not have received the award. Think Bill Murray was wrong when he said Dan needed to get better help? Murray became annoyed at Seton when he wouldn’t let him on the air with just an intro over the phone of: "It’s Bill, I want to talk to Dan." You may be big Mr. Murray but you’re not the only Bill who can dial a phone. Seton wasn’t going to let another Steve Bartman/Captain Janks/Howard Stern situation happen again like it did at ESPN. A road trip will be coming in June to North Carolina for Dan and the guys for the awards ceremony and celebration.

Bill, take your own advice!