Cringe-worthy DP Interviews, Baby Baby Baby Oh & More

Cringe-worthy DP Past Interviews
Tanya Harding at a hockey game where she was doing exhibition boxing after she said she had found religion. DP asked her about the Nancy Kerrigan incident and would someone who had found religion have their friend hit someone in the leg. Next thing Dan knew, he was dealing with her agent Paul wanting to know what was going on. Just an interview Paul, just an interview.

Paul !

Whitey Herzog had a book coming out and one of the bullet points the publisher had given them was about the Cardinals cocaine scandal in the ‘80’s. A mention of that time was in the forward of the book and in a press release as well. When Dan questioned him about that time in the ball club, Whitey said he didn’t feel like talking about it, said good bye and hung up the phone. 

Click !

OJ Simpson after the trial for the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. Dan wanted to do the ESPN TV interview about college football because USC was in the Orange bowl in Miami. OJ wanted to talk about the trial, but Dan wanted to talk college ball. They had to stop taping because the cameraman needed to change tape, which took about four minutes. When the camera was being reset OJ said: "You think I did it?" "Did what?" Dan replied. OJ: "Killed those two people." "Yes" was Dan’s answer. There had been long, awkward silences between each exchange. After Dan gave his answer the cameraman announced "Ok, were ready to start rolling!" During the interview Dan found himself leaning all the way back in the chair in a defensive position and after the interview was over, wanting to take a shower.

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Willie Mays during Giants spring training in Scottsdale, AZ would not make eye contact with Dan the entire time of the interview because it was during the time of the Barry Bonds scandal.

What's that over there?

Sammy Sosa Dan was relaxing at an A’s game, t shirt, shorts, beer in hand, when he got message he had to go interview Sosa. He had to go buy a suit and change in a garage. The interview was going well until the subject of PEDs came up and then the mood changed. The interview was over, Sammy got up and left without saying goodbye, went in the back and was airing out a PR person. It was like when all hell breaks loose in a Maury show. Dan and crew were left alone, no one came back, and finally they just left on they’re own yelling goodbye as they walked out the door. 

Sammy SoSad

SOTD Leads to Wheel of PunishmentSeton tried to wing it for Stat of the Day instead of reading information he scripted. What was the result? He got lost in his information and when he looked down for help it was a blur of names and numbers. So what do you do when you’re panicking on live television? Cough. Cough like you have a cold and this is your worse day. Seton hits the cough button, then the Fritzy clear your throat song, to try to buy time and work things out without success so…. back to coughing. Dan, not realizing that his boy was screwing up, thought he was actually having body function problems and offered to have someone else do the SOTD segment as they were going to top of the hour break. McLovin was scheduled to do the box at the top of the second hour but Seton called an audible and went in instead which left everyone wondering what was going on. He left the box saying he needed to redeem himself and told Dan he wanted to do the segment again, then later telling him what really happened. Seton knew McLovin was just eating all of this up, especially when Dan said Seton wasn’t a team player for trying to go it alone when he was sick. Soon he would find out Seton wasn’t a team player because he wasn’t as prepared as he needed to be. If Seton didn’t redeem himself, no coughing, make sure he hit the post and didn’t get lost in his info, he would have to spin a wheel of punishment that the BRG was making as they spoke. Seton came through and delivered, but the content of the SOTD was weak so Dan called an audible and Seton had to spin his impromptu wheel of punishment. He got off easy. Just one dodge ball from each of the other Danettes, Two-a-Days filled in for Fritzy who was frantically looking for John Elway on the phone. All three throws were weak and Seton laughed through the ball hits. Weak punishment.

That looks about accurate

Baby, Baby, Baby Oh!Fritzy finally came through and wore the Justin Bieber wig. He started out with the swoop to the side straight out of the bag with the tag still on and doing dance moves. By the end of the show it had a part in the bangs. There was comment that he looked like a Lego man, which he wouldn’t mind if he could add pieces to himself – TMI. Another said he looked like a young John Elway from his Stanford days, which Fritzy didn’t mind that either. By the end of the day Fritzy admitted he didn’t understand why he initially put up such a fuss over wearing the wig in the first place because it wasn’t that bad.

Hubba Hubba Ladies!

COTWThis week's Cougar of the Week – fellow sports person, Pam Oliver of Fox Sports.

Pam's a Fox not a Cougar!

ATG AcknowledgedIt was learned via Twitter that Against the Grain made Awful Announcing’s Top 10 Favorite Clips of 2012 honoring McLovin’s Mini Helmet ATG segment. Congratulations McLovin and The Dan Patrick Show! May many more accidentally, hilarious moments come to you, and us, in 2013.

http://www.awfulannouncing.com/2012-articles/december/aa-s-top-10-clips-of-2012.html

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